The new girl in the office said she didn’t eat carbs.
But I saw her eating chocolate and stealing staplers. It made me wonder about her moral compass. But then, who knows which way that thing is meant to point?
When I have two choices, north or south, I always end up going the wrong way. Heading In The Wrong Direction.Â
This must be south, I think, but it never is.
You’d think I’d get it by now …
A person who eats no carbs is bound to be just a little deranged. 🙂
Not to mention someone I would find it difficult to be friends with …